Thursday, 30 August 2007

Being simple

I am a very simple toad, I get confused easily and then my head hurts.
Consequently I prefer it if church visitors keep things very simple. I can follow a simple plot but please don't throw in any subtlety or sub-plots because you will lose me.

Friday, 24 August 2007


whether we want a little bit of peace for ourselves or peace throughout the world it needn't be complicated. We can only ever state out own needs and carve out our own safe space where aggression and hate will not be tolerated. When enough of us do that there will be nowhere left for hate.

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Is there a purpose to life

heck, there's more than one.

I change mine more often than my underwear (so that's twice a year)

Sunday, 12 August 2007

So why are we here?

the simple answer is that we are here because we aren't there. We may never be there and we may strive all life long to get there but surely there is a point when we need to realise that we are here and that our here is someone's there so we should stop trying to get there and enjoy being here on behalf of those who will never get here and hate being there.

Saturday, 11 August 2007

other faiths\beliefs

we do not want to replace or marginalise any other belief system but rather work along side and enhance our members life experience.

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Is their an after-life?

why on earth do people complicate things, what we need to know is , is their a life and if there is where is it and how much does it cost. We might be tempted to consider renting rather than buying and it is always good to try before you buy.

There can't be an after-life unless there is a 'before' so lets just get on with it and stop trying to work out something that we aren't meant to understand. If thinking about this issue upsets or worries you then you're not drinking enough.

the time has come to address some important philosophical questions

so I better think of some.

Monday, 6 August 2007

it makes me weep

not once but twice today I saw fairly young women with babies going about their business and to all appearances being good mothers and in both cases, trailing along behind there was a sour faced, aggressive, bad mouthed partner. I just want to say to these women 'you can do better and you and your child deserve better'

Let it be known, the church will not tolerate abusive people and as a community we will support each other in getting the best we can out of life.

Sermon ends lol

Sunday, 5 August 2007

I noticed

I know I'm a bit slow but I've just noticed that a number of previous church members were there seeking love, relationships etc etc.

That's ok, if people meet in the church and click then that makes me happy

I sincerely hope that prople can find a little of what they want here and If I can help in any way I will.

Saturday, 4 August 2007

what is this about

some days i want the church and it's issues to be very serious, other days it's all about having a giggle.

Does it really matter, there is room here for everything, life is serious and then funny, happy and sad; the church should be all that.

don't be shy

Feel free to post your thoughts or to worship quietly at the altar of acknowledged ignorance. Alternatively, do what you like, we are a very open minded church!

Friday, 3 August 2007

help us out here

take some time to give the church your vote of confidence, if it wins the prize will be donated to cancer research

do it now!

Thursday, 2 August 2007

A wise man once said to me

wisdom carries so much responsibility, it's good to be play the fool now and again and it's far more fun