Wednesday, 11 June 2008

saving the planet

when the world was created there was balance, the circle of life was, indeed, a circle and all was in balance.
Food chains really worked then, plants were eaten by small creatures who were eaten by big creatures who, in turn were eaten by the biggest beasts who then left bodily wastes (and ultimately their ancient corpses) to nourish the plants and trees. In that time the bear did indeed sh*t in the forest.
Now the chain is broken, mankind has destroyed vast swathes of woodland, poisoned rivers and wiped out links in the chain. Te circle of life has lost it's shape and the future is also pretty pear shaped.

Here at the church of the terminally bemused we have hit on a positive contribution which can be made by every one of us, it is local, needs no skill and has no cost. Our solution crosses the boundaries of nationality, religion, age, gender etc

we ask all of you to find your nearest plant, forest, greenplace and void your bowels in it's vicinity forthwith.


JesseTheCat said...

Great idea!!!!!...err,I guess using the kitty litter box is out of the question????? purrrrrrrrr :)

Toadee said...

As long as there is some active 'recycling' going on.......