supporting sloth

you can't help but notice that people a re getting lazier and that it seems the lazier we get the more medicine steps in to keep us ticking over.
A couple of generations back people worked hard and died younger.

Just think, if we worked as hard as our grandparents and had today's medical support what sort of ages would we be attaining.

So, the church advocates getting off your lazy ass and doing something.
Ditch a couple of power hungry labour saving devices and work up a sweat

Today I learned about polyamory

in an article about an open marriage. The interviewee said that they weren't swingers who exchange partners for purely sexual reasons but that she was in fact polyamorous meaning that she had two partners because she truly loved them both.
Here at the church we do not have an opinion on polyamory but we due encourage all members to be polyannerous in that we aim for sickeningly happy, positive,optomistic attitudes to a wide range of situations.